Best Monkey Time Ever in Germany

Jukey sleeping one day in bed. Jukey having a Monkey Dream. Jukey dream that Jukey have the Best Monkey Time ever.

Jukey then woke up before Jukey finished the dream, and Jukey not remember the dream. Jukey get woken up by parents.

Parents: Jukey, we're going on a trip today. We're going through Denmark, and then taking a ferry to Germany. We're going to be buying lots of alcohol, because its inexpensive there.

Jukey: What about Jukey???

Parents: Jukey too.

Jukey: Heh heh.. heheheheh

Jukey still wondered what the Best Monkey Time Ever was. Jukey didn't finish the dream and can't remember it. Jukey decided to try and figure out what the Best Monkey Time Ever was about. Jukey wondered if Jukey will find the Best Monkey Time Ever when Jukey gets to Germany and buys alcohol with parents heh heh.

On the Way to Denmark, Jukey found a place called the Teddy Company, in Southern Sweden.

Jukey found some Teddies. The Teddies look at Jukey. Jukey look at them.

Jukey ask Teddies,

Jukey: Teddies, ever heard of Best Monkey Time Ever? Heh heh

Teddies: No, but if Jukey and parents take Teddies home, Teddies will have the best Teddie Time ever!!! Please Jukey!!!!!!!!!

Jukey: Heh heh

Jukey wasnt allowed to take the Teddies with Jukey, and still didnt have an answer to the Best Monkey Time Ever.

In Denmark, Jukey met a monkey guarding some marshmallows.

Jukey asked if Monkey knew what the best Monkey Time Ever is. Monkey not answer, Monkey too busy working hard. Monkey look happy at job, but take job very seriously. Jukey keep moving.

Jukey met a monkey family in Germany. Jukey asked about the Best Monkey Time Ever heh heh.

The Monkies only stared at Jukey. Jukey not sure if the Monkies were happy or sad.

Jukey finally met a monkey Jukey might learn something from. Jukey met Hermann, a German monkey in a store.

Jukey: Hermann!!! Heh heh. Hermann look like wise monkey. What is Best Monkey Time Ever?

Hermann: Jukey, Hermann used to look for Best Monkey Time Ever too. Hermann been in this store a long time. More Monkey years than Jukey can count bananas on a banana tree.

Jukey: What is the secret, Hermann heh heh. Will Jukey find the secret when Jukey find alcohol with parents?

Hermann: Hermann used to think if Hermann found family to live with, Hermann would find the Best Monkey Time Ever. Hermann never found family. But Hermann still found the Best Monkey Time Ever. Jukey should go now and find alcohol with parents.

Hermann stopped talking, and Jukey confused heh heh.

Jukey left and thought about what Hermann the monkey said. Jukey think real hard heh heh

Jukey eventually find alcohol, and bring it back home with parents. Jukey realized something heh heh. Jukey have the best Monkey Time Ever everyday heh heh.

Jukey happy to be a monkey, and having friends like Bunny, Edman, and great parents. Jukey realize Jukey not have to go far to find Best Monkey Time Ever, Jukey have it everyday if Jukey want to.

Later that night, Jukey invite as many friends as Jukey can find for Chocolate cake. Jukey think this better than Monkey dream heh heh.

Jukey hope friends liked Jukeys Best Monkey Time ever too heh heh

Going to Southern Sweden and Germany

Jukey going to South of Sweden, and then take a ferry to Germany heh heh. Jukey be back in a couple of days heh heh. Beer and alcohol is expensive in Sweden, Jukey going to buy some in Germany where its cheaper heh heh. Maybe Jukey will find German monkies to party with heh heh

Marstrand!!!!!!


One day Jukey wake up, and go to breakfast. Jukey sit there with Bunny



Parents tell Jukey,

"Jukey, today we're going to the Island of Marstrand."

Jukey get very excited!!!! heh heh. Marstrand is a popular island in Sweden, with an old fortress that was once used as a prison. Jukey going to walk in the forest and around the coastline, until Jukey gets to the fortress!!! heh heh

Jukey get in car and sit in the front, so Jukey can see everything on the way there.



When Jukey get there, it starts to rain. Jukey hide under the umbrella for a while, heh heh



Once the rain goes away, Jukey walk through forest!!! heh heh. Jukey find a log and crawl to the other side



Jukey keep walking, and find a rock cave to explore heh heh



Jukey want to find a good tree to climb on heh heh. It remind Jukey of the jungle. Jukey found a tree!!!!! heh heh





Jukey's friend, Edman the man found a tree too!!!! Edman always find the best locations heh heh



Jukey eventually get to coastline. Jukey sit on a giant rock wtih Bunny, and Edman the man!!!! heh heh



Jukey keep walking, and find a weird rock. There is writing. Jukey gets closer to see what it says... It says... this way to the nude beach!!!!



Jukey get scared. Jukey not sure if Jukey want people to see Jukey naked. Jukey not going to nude beach heh heh



Jukey keep walking, and at the end of the journey... Jukey find the fortress!!! heh heh. Jukey sit with Bunny at the fortress




Jukey go home to end the day the best way a monkey can... Jukey go home with Bunny and Edman the man.... to... watch the World Cup Championship game with a cold beer!!!!!! heh heh. Jukey love this day, Jukey hope friends liked it too heh heh

Brazil not in World Cup!?!?

Nooooo!!!! Jukey not understand how Brazil lose!!! Jukey speachless

Battle Imp Game heh heh

Jukey found this game from Sock Monkey Friend heh heh. Go here to meet Jukey's friend and battle her heh heh

Jukey's Battle Imp is

Asum

Backstabbing: 2 Dodgin': 4 Guts: 4 Magic Mojo: 5 Smackdown: 10

Will your battle imp beat Jukey's? Enter your name and fight.

Jukey's Swedish Adventure!!!!!!!!!!! heh heh


Jukey have fun in Sweden. Jukey move to Sweden recently, and Jukey love Sweden!!! heh heh.

One day, Jukey's parents say: "Jukey, we're going to the City."
Jukey say: "What about Jukey?!?!?"
Parents say: "Of course, and Jukey!!"
Jukey: "Heh heh.... hehehehehehehe"

Jukey and parents go to a Japanese noodle house!!!!!! Jukey love noodles!!! Jukey watch a Japanese animation named Naruto, and always wanted to go to a noodle house to eat ramen like Naruto!!!


Jukey first try out the chicken Yakitori!!! heh heh





Jukey spend lots of time eating Yakitori, and Jukey is beginning to master chop sticks!!! heh heh.





Jukey want to move on, to the main course..... Ramen!!!! heh heh. Jukey eat ramen soup with beef, its delicious!!! heh heh





Jukey think that meal was delicious, and filling! heh heh. Parents later go to top of the tallest building in Gothenburg!! There is a restaurant at the top, and from there Jukey can see the entire city. Jukey have a Carlsberg beer with dad. Jukey feel happy and special heh heh




Jukey had a great day!! heh heh. Next day, Jukey woke up... to find... bananas!!!!! Jukey so happy, Jukey almost faint!! heh heh




Later that day, Jukey, Bunny, and friend Edman the man have a lunch out in the Swedish sun. For desert, we had something very swedish, Swedish strawberries and vanilla ice cream!! heh heh. Jukey looking good, Bunny looking good, Edman the man looking good. heh heh





Jukey can't wait for next adventure. Jukey love Sweden and all of Jukey's friends heh heh.

Jukey want to have more fun



Jukey think parents too slow with pictures heh heh. They take picture of Jukey, develop picture, and then scan it heh heh. Jukey told them, Jukey need digital camera heh heh. Parents agreed. Jukey wondering, what kind of camera is best for monkey heh heh. One more thing, Jukey have present for friends. Jukey hope everyone enjoy banana splits heh heh. Jukey love banana splits!!!



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PLEASE HELP JUKEY



Jukey was at grocery store other day. Jukey found a coconut. Jukey wanted coconut, and had parents buy coconut for Jukey. Jukey have problem though. Coconut is very hard. Jukey can't open it, and Jukey can't eat it. Jukey want to know, how does Jukey open the coconut. Jukey need help from friends, please help Jukey heh heh.

Pooh Party for 80th Birthday




Heh heh Jukey had Pooh Party yesterday. Day before, was Winnie the Pooh's 80th birthday. All the Poohs wore their Pooh suits, heh heh.



Jukey have many Pooh friends here. Pooh Dog, his brother Little, and his brother Edman the Man. Edman likes sweets and playing poker heh heh. Edman also has brother, Little Brother.

There is also their dad, Edward, and his dad, but Jukey don't know his name heh heh. He's the biggest Pooh here heh heh, he's bigger than most kids.

Jukey ate lots of pie with strawberry and rhubarb heh heh. Jukey put vanilla cream sauce on the pie, and also Jukey tried vanilla ice cream with the pie heh heh. Edward calls this "sommarmat," or summer food heh heh. Jukey like summer.

When Jukey have chance, Jukey post pictures of more Pooh friends heh heh.

2006 Hockey World Championship





Jukey watched Sweden in Hockey World Championship, hosted in Riga, Latvia. Sweden won 2006 World Championship. Swedish Hockey team earlier also won gold medal at Olympics. Swedish hockey team first team to be both World Champions and Olympic Gold Medal winners at same time. Jukey had so much fun, Jukey have to rest the next day. Jukey got hang over from Swedish beer heh heh. Jukey caught off guard, Swedish beer stronger than beer in Seattle.

Jukey rest, until he drinks more beer with friends during Football (Soccer) World Championship heh heh.

EUROVISION 2006




Jukey watch Eurovision 2006. Eurovision is an annual song contest, when countries send out an artist. The winning country hosts Eurovision the next year.

Jukey do not like most music on there. Jukey confused, Jukey saw 12 bird creatures with knee pads. Jukey like winner though, from Finland. Jukey think they remind him of Kiss. They look tough but sing kinda soft. Jukey likes the keyboard lady singing, she funny. Jukey think Mr. Lordi lead singer cool, he holds a funny battle axe.

Go here for more about the winner:

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Welcome friends of Jukey!

Jukey have nice hair heh heh

Jukey monkey. Jukey smart, Jukey can mind talk heh heh.

Jukey born in China. Jukey lived in Seattle. Jukey now live in Sweden heh heh.

Jukey have many cool and nice friends now. Jukey happy heh heh.

Jukey write about Jukey's life in Sweden. Jukey is the most interesting monkey most people ever meet! heh heh

Come back often, and be Jukey's friend. heh heh